The benefits of having elected the new God on earth continue to surprise me.
For instance, before Obama we poor saps looked like this:
“If you ask citizens of other countries to paint a portrait of the average American tourist, it would look something like this: a loud, chubby sight-seer wearing a fanny pack, baseball cap, printed T shirt, jean shorts and sneakers. It may seem like a funny, if harmless, image, but combined with the imprint of the outgoing president, the fashion-challenged cowboy in chief, the stereotype of the ugly American has become intractable.”
Now after the Messiah takes over, we can look like this!
“When Obama takes office Jan. 20, Americans will, with luck, create their own new New Look, modeled after his elegantly simple and straightforward wardrobe and manner.”
That’s not all! Michelle “Cruiserweight” Obama will also help out our hopeless women:
“And women everywhere will be watching carefully as the new First Lady, Michelle, tries to find the elusive balance not only between work and family but between practical and stylish dressing.”
But enough with the fashion thing. Now comes the real challenge: Can all Americans look up to their hero and work hard enough to have these rock hard abs?
Happy new year everybody! 🙂