“The plaintiff in the case, Macrida Patterson, 52, attributed the May 2007 injury to a Victoria’s Secret “low-rise v-string,” according to a court document posted on The Smoking Gun.
Patterson’s lawyer told The Smoking Gun that a “design problem” caused a decorative metallic piece on the underwear to fly up and hit Patterson in the eye while she was putting the underwear on.”
So many potential puns, so little time.
By the way, am I the only one who thinks that thongs are one of the most unnatural products ever conceived? It’s like a crazy liberal middle ground between wearing underwear and being naked.
This is like the war on terror. You have to choose your side.