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Life in hell

Once again my family in Brazil was the victim of a crime. Not any crime… I am talking about a senseless, nightmarish situation that could have simply destroyed the lives of at least 3 people.

But hey, that’s life eh? Just another day, another little unlucky episode in this great country. Nothing to see here, folks. Carnaval is just around the corner! Get drunk! Have some sex! We have not time for worries here.

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Now, the one thing that really surprised me in this whole situation was the reaction of people around this crime. Look, I understand that Brazil is now a lefty paradise and that its culture is corrupted and retarded beyond salvation. But still, I’ve never seen anything like it (or maybe I’ve just been away for too long?). It is not just the usual blaiming the victim: it is the total inversion of values. It is now accepted that criminals have the power in Brazil and that their power is so established, so unchallengeable, that regular citizens can only do two things: try to hide and avoid being a target, or if it comes down to it, to be a good, well behaved victim.

So the moral implication of any crime in Brazil nowadays is gone. Crimes have now become a judgement on the victim. If you behave well, you might live. If not, you die and that is just what one should expect. And that new norm is just the logical consequence of all ‘principles’ pushed by the left. After all, you have to remember that criminals are the victims of society’s oppression. They steal because they are shamed by your opulence. And by the way, you only have what you have because your forefathers oppressed someone.

It is time to pay up for your crimes, evil capitalistic middle class. Money or blood, it doesn’t really matter.

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The unavoidable response I hear from people in Brazil when I show my revolt against what is happening there is: “Oh, so you think the US is heaven on earth? There is plenty of violence there too!”

That of course, is correct. There is violence here. There is violence in every single corner of the earth. The difference is always on the details. In the US people are still able to defend themselves for the most part. In the US criminals are still persecuted and sent to jail. In the US people don’t see themselves as victims, even though they do get victimized sometimes. So yes, the US is not heaven on earth. But is farther away from being hell.

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I hated Brazil when I lived there and I hate it even more passionately now.

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Here is the game for my brazilian friends: try to find all the Kafkaesque insanities in this little article (I am copying it here just in case someone sane decides to take this offline soon – I added bold to my favorites)
Entidade diz que só mulher pode participar de concurso de baliza na BA

“Em reunião realizada na Câmara Municipal de Camaçari (região metropolitana de Salvador), a Afab (Associação de Fanfarras e Bandas) da Bahia anunciou a proibição homens nos concursos artísticos de baliza realizados em todo o Estado. A equipe que desrespeitar a determinação, de acordo com a entidade, será desclassificada. O presidente da entidade, Edmilson Castro de Oliveira, afirmou que a proibição não representa homofobia ou qualquer tipo de discriminação.

Comuns principalmente em cidades do interior, as balizas integram a “comissão de frente” das fanfarras. Seus integrantes normalmente utilizam arcos ou pedaços de madeira forrados e decorados para fazer apresentações cênicas durante os desfiles. “Os dicionários registram que baliza é uma palavra feminina e, portanto, deve ser feita por mulheres.” De acordo com Oliveira, a decisão refere-se exclusivamente aos concursos. “Nas festas cívicas não existe nenhuma restrição, homens e mulheres podem participar sem problemas”, acrescentou. O GGB (Grupo Gay da Bahia) informou que vai “tentar convencer” a Afab a mudar de opinião e permitir a participação de homens nos concursos de balizas. “Não queremos criar nenhum atrito entre gays e mulheres, mas não vamos descansar enquanto não conseguirmos reverter esta situação”, disse Marcelo Cerqueira, presidente da entidade.

De acordo com ele, o ideal seria que a Afab criasse uma “categoria exclusiva” para a disputa masculina. “Acho que todos estamos de acordo que os homens têm mais força física e poderiam participar das competições entre si. Agora, proibir a participação de pessoas do sexo masculino em concursos é um exagero.” Há uma semana, José Júlio Silva dos Santos, 29, encaminhou uma carta ao GGB denunciando a “discriminação da Associação de Fanfarras e Bandas. “Estou muito triste com este absurdo, é preciso uma mudança urgente no comportamento das pessoas que dirigem a entidade”, escreveu o baliza.

Marcelo Cerqueira acrescentou que o fato de muitos homens “carregarem na maquiagem” durante o concurso não significa que as balizas induzem ao homossexualismo. “É evidente que há muitos homossexuais nas competições, mas o problema está na discriminação. Se for dessa forma, daqui a pouco outras entidades vão se sentir no direito de barrar homossexuais do futebol, basquete ou vôlei, por exemplo.” Cerqueira acrescentou que encaminhou um ofício ao Ministério Público para saber se a decisão tomada pela Afab tem amparo legal.”

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I wouldn’t be surprised if this came from the folks at Crooked Timber or Daily Kos, but instead this insanity about ‘Brazil being a world leader’ comes from the

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Steve Jobs recusa loja da Apple no Brasil

“O secretário Washington Fajardo, da Secretaria do Patrimônio Cultural do Rio de Janeiro, teria oferecido espaço na região da Zona Portuária ou em prédio histórico do centro da cidade.

No entanto, Jobs respondeu que “Não podemos nem exportar os nosso produtos com a política maluca de taxação superalta do Brasil. Isso faz com que seja muito pouco atraente investir no país.” Ele teria dito ainda que “muitas companhias high-tech se sentem assim também”. “

I’ve been saying that for a long time. Can you imagine what this means? To completely give up a 200 million market because of how messed up it is?

And if you look at the Apple Store website, you see that they have stores in some other countries that are in theory much worse shape than Brazil:

That tells me that Brazil still has a looong way to go to get out of its backwardness state…

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A friend send me a link to this

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I was thinking to myself on my way back from Brazil: I have to try my best and write a post that is not 100% negative about my last trip.

I could talk about the personal reasons that took me there in the first place, but that is not my style. So I need to try to find something political or economical that seemed positive to me.

The sense I get when I visit there is that progress occurs in little spurts, something almost random. Look, a new pretty office building there. Oh, that avenue is not flooding as it used to be. But there is never a big change happening… Something like ‘we have completely eliminated problem X’ or ‘the government plan for Y has changed completely’.

This happens again and again. Even though I see many positive signs here and there (I visited a beautiful new Shopping Mall in Vila Olympia, a neighborhood that is now a fancy spot and it used to be low/middle-class when I lived there 20 years ago), the impression is that the country as a whole is pretty much the same. Old wounds with prettier band-aids.

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I find it funny (and scary) that when I called

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So it looks like

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A friend of mine sent me the link to this website:

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The future:

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Super Duper Funny!

Lula from 2000 makes a lot of sense! hehehehehehehehehehe

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I thought this one was funny (in a bad way).

So what I got from this new “strategy” around avoiding tax evasion here is (Brazilian friends please correct me if I am wrong):

Every time a consumer buys something, the store is obligated to offer a receipt that is assigned to the customer´s tax ID (CPF). Then, when customers declare their taxes at the end of a fiscal year they can receive a “rebate” based on the total amount of those receipts. So basically the government hopes that customers become a tax enforcer of sorts.

Amazingly, this crazy scheme seemed to make perfect sense for my fellow Brazilians. Why, some people are thriving on this! They ask for every single receipt, sometimes they even instruct other people (who don´t pay taxes) to use their tax Ids so to “maximize” the benefit.

My simples question was: has the government even considered lowering these taxes to decrease evasion? Has anyone thought of all the new costs associated with this new crazy policy?

This goes beyond not knowing Occam’s razor. This looks like a bunch of bureaucrats playing economists.

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I am visiting Brazil after quite a while and it´s been quite an interesting trip. I had a chance to meet some old friends, people I haven´t spoken to in 10, 15 years.

These meetings reminded me of a Borges´ short story called “The Other” where two Borges, one young and other old, meet. They know they are the same but yet can barely communicate. All told in the usual smart and profound Borges way.

When I spoke with these friends I noticed how they are all in this weird state of despair and resignation about Brazil´s situation. Most of them pretty much decided to ignore politics all together. It´s a mix of a “nothing can be done” attitude with a feeling that things at least are improving a little bit at the time (I bet there are many worse places in the world! They would tell me). Every single one of them hates Lula and all he represents, but in the end there is no alternative in the horizon.

It reminds me the way I was when I lived here. It was one of the main reasons why I decided that there was no alternative besides just getting out of here.

I could see how they got annoyed at me when I started to tell them everything I thought needed to be changed and how in the US things are always in flux and alternatives to issues are always being debated. People sometimes (maybe most times) don´t like to be reminded of certain things. Ignorance may not be bliss, but sometimes seems to be a necessary survival tool.

At the end I felt exactly like old Borges in the end of the short story. Our talks felt like a wasted effort in all fronts. My friends will probably forget quickly everything we talked about, and will only remember the fact that an old friend came to visit after so many years with some pretty crazy right wing theories of how to change the world. And I will keep the memory of seeing how things are still the same here, and how all my smart and nice friends continue to live in hopelessness and are ultimately lost when the subject is trying to fix the humongous mess called Brazil.

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Another great idea that comes from the new world power:

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Crazy world

There must be something wrong with me.

You see, I have this crazy principle that people/groups/countries should be rewarded when they do things right. It is not so much a matter of what is just or not, but mostly a question of being rational and trying to push people to behave correctly.

But society nowadays doesn’t seem to understand this rule. It seems that the rule has been reversed, and we should actually give things to people who are failing on the hope that they can improve after being rewarded. When I say people, I really mean the left.

You can find this everywhere: The UN choosing Libya to chair the Human Rights Commission. FIFA choosing South Africa to host the soccer world cup. And now the IOC favoring Rio (over Madrid, Tokyo and Chicago) to be the host of the 2016 Olympics.

Seriously, what is the rationale here? Rio is a total mess. It cannot control its urban violence (more than 8 thousand violent deaths per year according to

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Brazil and the Battle of Ideas

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No wonder! He does love all kinds of plants, leaves, etc. Happy times!

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According to the

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Stupidity Has No Color

I thought Lula had topped the scale with his comment on “white blue-eyed man” causing the crisis. But yet again, I was wrong.

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