Crazy old uncle?

Is that the *CHANGE* people want for this country? Is that the new unity and love that Mr. MagicBama will bring to this country?

Explosive Joke

A man calls the suicide line which now has been outsourced to Pakistan.
He says, “I am having suicidal thoughts”
The Pakistani man answers “Please calm down Sir. Before we continue, I have a very important question to ask you”

Pause…
“Do you know how to drive a truck?”