Their worst nightmare

I heard this one on the Dennis Miller radio show:
“Obama is Clinton’s worst nightmare: a black man who doesn’t need their help.”

Ouch.

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This one comes from Andre in the comments:

The Pork Barrel Champion

Most of the 261 earmarks with Clinton’s name on them went to New York counties and municipalities, universities and colleges, and charitable organizations.For the candidates still in the primary race, Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) had 46 earmarks, Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas) had 10 earmarks, Kucinich had 9 earmarks and Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) had no earmarks, according to the CAGW. McCain has campaigned on having no earmarks during his time in Congress, and he has pledged to eliminate them if elected president.”